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THE JOKE OF THE YEAR
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work.
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Lafzo par bat aayi to kya karu, koi itna yad aaye to kya karu.
Payar Kya Hota h
Kisi ne mujh se poocha ki bhai jan :- Payar kya hoti hain…..?
Maine use kaha:-
Do you know. When Girl say Pyar (Love) you Don’t think that she said “LOVE”.
The meaning of Pyar “PAY YAAR” that means pay karo yaar that means payment tum karo.
Don’t Think that she loves me.
Tips in Hindi Language:
Aajkal ki ladki Pyar ke bare me yahi sonchi hai apne boyfriend ke sath.
isliye ladki jab Pyar bole to jara sonch-samajhakar jabab dena.
aajkal ki ladki Pyar ko Pyar nahi kahati hai wo kahti hai “PAY YAAR”.
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