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Dil Banane Wale Ne Dil Kanch Ka Banaya Hota,
Todane Wale Ke Hath Me Jakham To Aaya Hota,
Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne hatho Ko Wo,
To Unhe Humara Khayak To Ayay Hota.

Muskurana Hi Khushi Nahi Hoti,
Umar Bitana Hi Jindgi Nahi Hoti,
Khud Se Bhi Jayada Khayal Rakhna Padta H Dost Ka,
Sirph Dost Kah Dene Se Dosti Nahi Hoti.

Thukara Kar Usne Mujhe Hasne Ko Kaha,
Maine Hans Diya Kyoki Sawal Uske Khusi Ka Tha,
Maine Wo Khoya Jo Kabhi Mera Na Tha,
Par Usne Wo Khoya Jo Sirph Usi Ka Tha.

Har Khushi Pane Ka Sapna Pura Nahi Hota,
Koi Kisi Ke Bina Adhura Nahi Hota,
Jo Chand Roshan Karta H Sab Rato Ko,
Wo Bhi To Har Rat Ko Pura Nahi Hota.

Pahli Bar Ye Nazar Kisi Par Thari Thi,
Uski Aankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gahari Thi,
Izhar Karte Karte Thak Gaya,
Tab Pata Chala Sali Dono Kan Se Bahari Thi.

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THE JOKE OF THE YEAR

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced

that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in

6 weeks he is looking for work."


The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part

of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and

in 4 weeks he is looking for work."


A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out

half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's

chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."


The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,

you are way behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a

person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him

President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work.

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jindgi na mile dobara

Lafzo par bat aayi to kya karu, koi itna yad aaye to kya karu.

Dil karta h ki usko ek lamhe ke liye dekh lu, par wo lamha hi na aaye to kya karu.

Humne dil hi tod dala dhadkano ki dar se, basti mita di bariso ki dar se..
Kaun kahta h hume ras aayi jindgi, hum to yuhi hans rahe h aasuon ki dar se...

Rab mere payar tak sandesa pahucha de, unke dil me khayal mera bhi jaga de..
Kho gaye h wo apni duniya me, unko meri bhi jara si yad dila de.

Yuhi aankho se aasu bahte nahi, kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi..
Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho jindgi me, warna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi...

Dur rahkar bhi humse wasta rakhna, mulakat na sahi par bato ka silsila rakhna.
Chhu lo aasama ko tum ye meri tamanna h, par hum tak wapsi ka rasta yad rakhna.

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Payar Kya Hota h

Kisi ne mujh se poocha ki bhai jan :- Payar kya hoti hain…..?


Maine use kaha:-

Do you know. When Girl say Pyar (Love) you Don’t think that she said “LOVE”.
The meaning of Pyar “PAY YAAR” that means pay karo yaar that means payment tum karo.
Don’t Think that she loves me.

Tips in Hindi Language:

Aajkal ki ladki Pyar ke bare me yahi sonchi hai apne boyfriend ke sath.
isliye ladki jab Pyar bole to jara sonch-samajhakar jabab dena.
aajkal ki ladki Pyar ko Pyar nahi kahati hai wo kahti hai “PAY YAAR”.


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Commenting Way For Girls

Hausle sare azma baithe, hum jamane se gum utha baithe.
Jiski chahat me umar bhar tadpe, usi ki sadi me dusari ladki pata baithe.

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai, Jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar, jaise koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai

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Parichaya

Hello Dosto,


Mere mobile me har din bhaut se sms aate rahte hai. So kai din se main ese delete kar raha tha, achanak mujhe aaj ek idea aaya ki kyo na main en sare sms ko ek blog ke jariye aap sabhi tak pahuchau. agar aap ko mera sms achha lage to please mere post par comment jarur kihiyega.

Sukriya..
Aap ka Sahbhagi Dost
Ritesh jha

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